Hello! Milo the StockCharts intern here.
I have been told to tell you that we are currently hard at work "recalibrating the de-calibrated networking calibrators and cross-triangulating the server regulators..." or something like that. Our super-smart network boffins explained it all to me in exquisite detail - and it totally made sense when they said it - but then I got distracted and... well... here we are.
The bottom line is that our website will be unavailable until sometime late Saturday night or early Sunday morning.
Hopefully, you aren't reading this message and are off on vacation or having a picnic or something - the US market is closed on Monday anyways right?
Well, if you are reading this and you are missing our service, here are some alternatives:
Check back on Sunday. If things go as planned, you'll find a newer, cleaner, faster, umm... de-bifracated(?) website ready to handle the rigors of the Internet for another decade or so.
See you soon!